Grab hold of this giant black cock and open your next beer or soda with some huge wood. Perfect for bachelorette or gay bachelor parties, this huge dong looks just like a real penis that's ready for some action. Complete with a rounded head, long shaft, and balls, this wooden phallus includes a bottle opener on the balls so you can easily open a drink and have a laugh doing it. This big black cock is ready for guys and gals looking for a good time during their next party. Hand out this realistic penis during any strictly-adult social function and watch everyone have fun playing with it while opening a beverage. You can even use this bottle opener in desperate times if the mood strikes for a little quick pleasure (though we don't recommend it, but it's your dick and you can do with it what you please). Give one of these giant cocks to a gay friend, a horny girlfriend or spouse or ship one to your cheating ex-boyfriend or girlfriend for some sweet revenge. Measuring 11 1/2" from tip to tip, this package's balls hang 3" low with a 10" shaft, while the entire cock measures 2 1/2" wide. As with all our products (and thankfully for this one), this monster pecker ships brand new with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.

Wood Beer Soda Bottle Opener Realistic Penis Features:

• Open your next beer or soda with this giant black wooden cock bottle opener
• Have fun playing with this realistic dong when you hand it out at your next adult party
• Huge cock bottle opener is perfect for bachelor or bachelorette parties
• Give one of these large cocks to gay friends, horny spouses, or anyone else who appreciates phallic humor
• Penis bottle opener's shaft measures 10" long, 11 1/2" tip to tip, 3" balls, and 2 1/2" wide