Add this funny sign to your dorm room, man cave, bar, or pub wall and get laughs from guests or patrons. This aluminum novelty sign reads, "ALCOHOL: Because No Good Story Has Ever Started with a Salad" in all caps. This sign adds humorous decor to your next house party, pool party, or frat party and will encourage everyone to share their favorite drinking stories. US made metal sign features embossed lettering on a red and white background and has a clearcoat finish. Novelty sign makes a great gift for your party animal friends or family members and measures approximately 8" long by 12" wide. Embossed aluminum ALCOHOL sign ships brand new in manufacturer's packaging with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.